Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up